17 questions you should NEVER ask

Yes, there are many things that you should never know. I’ve selected 17 of them and I am sure that you could add many others. Here we go:

1. What is she eating? I did not give her any food
2. Why does she feel the need to dip her fingers in the potty after going?
3. Why does she feel the need to put everything in her nose?
4. Why is she running after the cat with a marker?
5. Why is there rice in her bed?
6. What is this sticky disgusting thing found in her pocket?
7. Why did she throw Mickey in the toilet?
8. Why did she color her pants?
9. Why did she color her sister?
10. Why did use Ratatouille to color the table?
11. Why did she put her fingers in my eyes?
12. Why did she put her fingers in her baby sister’s eyes?
13. Why isn’t she sleeping? She is obviously tired
14. Why did I step in something wet and sticky? And what is this wet sticky stuff anyway?
15. Why didn’t she obey … I promised her candies?
16. Why is my Starbuck card already empty?
17. What do I smell?

 
But, the only answer that I do need is:  “where are the drawer doors’ handle? But really, where are they?”